floatedpaper03

Trying to join a team of the order

Hey im trying to join a team

Just floatedpaper03

by Floatedpaper03 November 22, 2019

Flasted

a task accomplished with little to no effort or care as to the outcome of the accomplishment ff-laa-stid

John did a flasted job of cleaning the sceptic tank.
phil achieved a flasted grade on his homework assignment.

by onepumptrump May 4, 2020

Floated me

To be surprised about something

I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.

A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.

by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021

Floated me

To be emotionally surprised about an unexpected event.

I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!

by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021

Floosted

for when something is super messed up

person 1: bro my dog just died

person 2: oh that's floosted

by 2070living January 1, 2022

froasted

when you're trying to save Christmas and you open the freezer in your college kitchen's freezer and a dead mouse falls out.

I couldn't tell if I was traumatized or froasted.

by thisspongeisnasty December 12, 2022

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022