flaker

A person who bails out on a commitment at the very last minute.

Tim is such a flaker. I can't believe that he bailed out the very last minute! I'm definitely not inviting him to hang out next time.

by Zain Cheng February 17, 2006

belly flaker

A man who masterbates on his stomach and fails to clean himself.

What a fucking belly flaker.

by Lou R August 28, 2006

mother flocker

1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.

2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.

1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.

2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.

by Diogio Rome January 3, 2008

High Floater

1. Go to a party (preferably one you were not invited to)
2. Drink all the free beer you can.
3. Get some from any girl that is good looking

*. note1. after all the beer you won't know the difference.
4. Near the end of the night go to the bathroom, open up the top of the tiolet where the flushig mechanism is. Take a shit there. If you are lucky it will be a big nasty beer shit. Although any shit will do.
*. note2. It is better when it is your house. Although as note 1 stated...after all the beer you won't know the difference.
5. The result is one of the nastiest smells that you could imagine and depending on the intelligence of the searcher, it may never be located.
6. As long as you keep your mouth shut it is virtually impossable for it to be fraced back to you.
*. note3. If it does... Payback is a bitch and you probably won't be invited ever again. ANYWHERE. worth the risk.

"That party was lame as fuck so I fucked a girl in his moms bed, left a high floater, and took some beer from the fridge on my way out."

by Boomstyx March 4, 2003

dixie floater

A slut who changes schools, because at her previous school she was a huge whore. Tries to start over new and fresh, but everyone soon discovers she's still a skank, and a Dixie Floater

"yo you see the hot new girl from Adrian?"
"Yeah that broad is a Dixie Floater, stay clear Jimmy."

by 11mikey March 14, 2008

broad floater

Broad floater is a term that is used at a predominantly male gathering (watching a sports game, playing poker, etc.) where pizza is being ordered. Naturally, each male orders his own medium or large pizza with his choice of topping (usually meat-based) to prove his manliness to his peers. To satisfy the women and to avoid nagging equality/sexism comments, a couple of broad floaters are ordered. The typical broad floater includes feminine toppings such as feta cheese and spinach. Tip: Broads love whole wheat.

"Pass a slice of the broad floater and a Diet Decaf Pepsi to Jessica"

"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."

"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."

by Aadil Shamji, Shahista Kassam February 25, 2010

Flaker

Someone who does not show up when they had previously stated they will. Also, someone who has no intention of showing up, but acts like they will or want to show up only to mess with your feelings.

Simona is a flaker, she said she wanted to catch the game, but she met up with her real friends instead.

by Oppa's Club May 1, 2012