Fairfield Hills Hospital

Mental Hospital located in Newtown, Connecticut which closed in 1995. It includes over 50 large brick buildings located on over 100 acres with underground tunnels connecting the buildings. Loaded with cops because of the people who try to sneak in. Extremely haunted, with a large number of deaths due to 'unknown causes'

Jess: We should sneak into Fairfield Hills Hospital

John: Yeah, lets go..

Norm: Hellz Nah bro's, there's still bodies in there and the po po is swarmin the place

by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009

Flirt blind

Like color blind, this attribute is best described as partially or totally unable to distinguish the difference between flirtation and friendliness.

Steve: "Are you flirt blind? She obveously used several double entendres that eluded to sexual intercourse."

Gerald: "Damn it, I wondered why she looked confused on the way to the candy shop"

by ktizzlemcsizzle November 30, 2011

Flirt Tactic

Cleverly flirting with someone using lies or half truths simply to get someone of interests attention

Devin: Before I started going out with Janna she told me she loved camping and would love to go camping alone with me. I just found out yesterday that she has never gone camping in her life and would rather not do so at all.
Alex: haha, she used a flirt tactic on you

by Claude Gabrillo September 14, 2008

Flirpity Flirp

Velvety smooth. Plush new carpet soft. The sound that bare feet make when walking on brand new expensive plush carpeting. The sound and feel of super soft high dollar leather used on custom automobile interiors, when you gently run your hand over it.

Jo-Jo, that got to be the sickest 300 out right now....Strut grill..soft white leather seats go flirpity flirp, this guys got some coin....

Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.

Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.

by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009

flipface

flipface is the same meaning as fuckface but is non vulgar when you want to insult someone without profanity and maintain your good manners

my teacher scolded me in front of the whole class this morning what a flipface biotch

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

Ho Flirt

Ho flirt is a girl who while not fucking any guy in sight will instead flirt to excessive lengths with said guys. Ho flirts are generally decently attractive girls who have finally become out going enough to flirt with random dudes. Ho flirts generally are found in a college setting where they aren't known well by the new guys around them and are away from family members who would look down at their "behavior" so they can create a new identity. Ho flirts will not last for an extended period of time as they will either end up in a relationship or discover the experience known as sexual intercourse. Once experiencing sex for the first time they will start to crave the cock and search for it endlessly giving them a label of thirsty. Ho flirts aren't to be confused with flirting ho's who take the flirting to the level of non stop sexual relations and blow jobs.

"Bro this girl literally flirts with every guy in the dorm"
"Ya man I know what you mean, she's such as ho flirt"
"Oh totally"

by cmp0526 September 16, 2013

Fairfarren

Farewell, May you travel far under fair skies

The mad hatter used the word "Fairfarren" when saying good-bye to alice, in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.

Also, according to legend, it is used both as "hello" and "good-bye" by several tribes of micro fairries.

by xkaliboor January 28, 2011