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Flight Instructor

A career or part time job that involves watching the Hobbs meter tick while spending unusual, long, and demanding hours in the cheapest, stripped down, mechanically unsound aluminum can all for the goal of displaying the magic of rote learning to a student. Sometimes the aluminum can is also known as being airworthy, but that is a made up word the mechanics will use to comply with the legal mumbo jumbo and is hardly ever true. The majority of the instruction is given in the busiest airspace with little to no safe guarding; such as reliable radios, transponders, or even the most basic necessity-transparencies you can actually see out of. The students, the prime income of a flight instructor, are stubborn, top-gun wanna be pilots that no matter how ever you try to persuade differently about the aircraft only having one 100HP engine, will still rotate the nose to fifty degrees on takeoff, that is if they even bother to show up for the lesson from being to (insert bullshit excuse here).
I think I will work three other jobs to pay for my one flight instructor career.
by Laszload November 24, 2009
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Flightline

The most terrible place in the known universe. It is a dark place, a depressing place, and the maintainers that work there are in a permanent state of dismay and suffering. It is prowled by QA Inspectors who have long since gone feral, and have developed a taste for Crew Chiefs and other maintenance personnel caught without reflective belts after the floodlights have turned on, despite the sun still shining. Expediters and Pro Supers also number amongst the flightline's known predators, their terrible calls and screams making every maintainer shudder and wish they were already dead. The only bright spot amongst this hellhole is a shining hope of being able to cross-train... but alas, she is an elusive beast, and nigh on impossible to catch.
"Where is SSgt Jones?"
"He's on the flightline, working that flier."
"... God help his soul."
by Omnicyde July 18, 2013
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flightin

when you stay up all night , without sleep . another word for all nighter
hey , tonight im flightin
by ndjdododld,dmd June 30, 2011
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Height Flight

1. When a short man leaves a location because a taller man arrives.

2. A short man's dysfunctional overuse of steroids, protein shakes, loud banter, and obsessive body building routines, to compensate for the intimidation he feels around taller men.

3. The hyperspastic rage a short guy suffers from when he is hitting on a group of girls and sees a tall guy approaching. Resulting in the short guy bragging about how often he works out, turning red, cock blocking the tall guy, then running out of the bar, kicking a parking meter, and crying in his car, with snot dribbling into his mouth, while listening to Celine Dion on his way home to Burbank.
A large population of short dudes with height flight move to Los Angeles every year because they are intimidated in their Midwestern and East Coast hometowns by the majority population of taller men.

"Gary I'm not leaving the bar just because you bought all those girls drinks and they stopped talking to you as soon as that tall dude started hitting on them. You need to get over your height flight."
by EDDIEFM September 2, 2013
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Flight Dispatcher

The person that tells the pilot where to go, what to do when they get there and no, they can't have a break. They also swear a lot when the pilot grounds his aircraft for a stupid reason. The goal of this is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.

They also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.
Don't sass me boy! I'm the flight dispatcher! Fix your skirt and get back in the plane!
by EastCoastSteff December 16, 2008
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Flegit

"dam that guy is Flegit! He can break a tree with his neck."
by nkccc March 12, 2009
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Flight Squad

A group of multiple Wingmen working together in order to help one of their friends score with an attractive mate
Person 1: so how was the party last night?
Person 2: It was amazing, the bros and I were the ultimate Flight Squad for our friend Sam, we persuaded some girl to have sex with him in the bedroom
by MoistCaptain October 9, 2016
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