flexing

showing off/fronting

Man he always flexing when he went his boys!

by Ch April 22, 2004

flexing on my ex

Showing your ex that you're better off without them

We broke up last week but i aoready got some new hoes. I'm flexing on my ex.

by Littyamdt April 17, 2017

cuff-flexing

The process of moving handcuffs from behind your back, to the front of you. This is usually accomplished by sliding the cuffs under ones feet, but can also be accomplished in rare circumstances, by going over ones head.

Tyron: Dude? What are you doing?

Mike: Cuff-flexing. I gotta get these babies in front of me!

Tyron: You gotta be double jointed for that!

by Dr. BeanBag December 20, 2008

feasting eagle

When a girl gives a guy head and 2 guys handjobs at the same time. Gives the appearance of an eagle that is eating and flapping its wings at the same time.

Dude I heard they pulled a feasting eagle on her!

by El Don Juan November 13, 2005

flixting

Flixting is the act of flirting via text. It often begins quite innocently with casual conversation. However, many texters will take this flixting opportunity to test the waters for a more serious sexual undertone.

Note: when alcohol is involved, flixting often leads to sexting quite quickly.

Innocent Flixting:

Sauviz: hey gurl whats up
Lourdes: NM just hanging out
Sauviz: oh yea? maybe we should hang out later?
Lourdes: ok - i could pencil you in ;)

(Later on with more alcohol...)

Sauviz: just pencil? you know i'm bigger than that
Lourdes: you're so bad! but maybe you could come over
Sauviz: oh i'll be cumming soon

by ositos December 17, 2008

flexing her cunt

When one is publicly displaying how much of a cunt they are.

At a Michael's Craft Store

Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"

Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"

by nustinneiber March 6, 2016

festingos

n. Stop n Shop brand tortilla chips.

looking for the authentic tase of real mexican resaurant quality tortilla chips? festingos tortilla chips combine classic south of the border corn crunch with delicious salsa dippability for a genuinely tasty snacking experience.

by betty ford May 20, 2005