A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.
John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
by Big Ol' Boy April 19, 2019
Get the Flex Tapemug. Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.
by Teteteteteteteteyetetetetebe December 6, 2018
Get the Flex tapemug. 1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.
2: The answer to all your problems.
by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018
Get the slap on Flex Tapemug. by flextapekaren October 9, 2020
Get the flex tape karenmug. a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own
by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020
Get the flex tape can't fix thatmug. a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own
by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020
Get the flex tape can't fix thatmug. I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it
by Miff_ June 7, 2018
Get the Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condomsmug.