Flex tape

The product of one god, Phil swift himself
He has rained down on us the perfect bondage for leaks
The ultimate repair for literal anything

He saws a boat in half and fixes it with only one of his great marks left flex tape

“To show you the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only flex tape!”-the god himself

by MoLeStMaN December 05, 2018

Ur mom

Usually gay or one of ur friends fuccd her it’s ur mom

Friend: Dude ur mom was really tight last night
You: Bro so was urs I’m so glad she’s gay

by MoLeStMaN December 05, 2018

Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau

The words stated before two twin dragons say “swiggity swooty I’m coming for the booty” and destroy your ass
It’s japnese for “the dragon consumes my enemies” or, “let the dragon consume you”

Hanzo-*gets ult*
Everyone- u s e I t
Genji- *deflects nothing*
Hanzo-Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!

by MoLeStMaN June 09, 2019