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Flatus Vaginalis

The technical name in Latin for a 'Fanny Fart', 'Vart' or 'Queef'.
"I was engaging in copulation the night previously, when my dearest partner of my non-marital relationship released an expulsion of air, a Flatus Vaginalis my dear boy, from her Vulva."
by nathanjhunt September 1, 2011
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flattus

A person who has no dick and cannnot reproduce, it is not remove, it is natural.
Eg: Quang is a flattus
by Awesome_guy_260901 December 5, 2013
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flatus gratis

Literally, from the Latin, free farts. A deeper level of relationship intimacy where partners can fart in the presence of each other with little or no shame.
How long have you been seeing Richie, now? Have y'all hit flatus gratis, yet?
by VimanaNaut January 12, 2016
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Flatusgasted

affected with sudden and great wonder or surprise when someone rips a surprise fart
derived from flabbergasted
Samantha: I was flatusgasted when Ana ripped a lousy stanky fart
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
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Projectile flatus

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.
by Al Berich January 21, 2019
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Flatusphere

The sphere around the buttocks where flatulence is excreted.
My flatusphere is greater than yours!
by FreakShelly April 4, 2009
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Flatus

Not to be confused with the term "flatus", meaning fart gases, this word with the same spelling is pronounced "FLAW-TOOSE". Multiple meanings, but basically the Alaskan equivalent of the Hawaiian "Aloha".

Can be used to mean tired, drunk, bad or unfortunate. Also can be used as a greeting to say hello or goodbye. See examples below.
How was the football game? Man, it was flatus!
by Megaflatus November 22, 2010
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