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Flatulence 

Collective noun for a group of dads.
There was a whole flatulence of dads at the barbecue party.
Flatulence by El Squibbonator August 30, 2022

Flatulence 

As he described the flat earth his flatulence cleared the entire room.

Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.
Flatulence by drnutt December 3, 2024

Flatulence hoe 

a hood rat who farts during the act
Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!
Flatulence hoe by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009

Flatulence Denial 

When there's a sudden rank in the room and nobody claims to have passed gas.
Johnny: "Hey dude did you fart?"

Jimmy: "No man it wasn't me."

Johnny: "It wasn't me either. Dude your in flatulence denial."
Flatulence Denial by abscorpio2 October 16, 2010

Flatulence Burn 

A "flatulence burn" is the result of extremely hot gas emitted from the sphincter, which causes minor to extreme irritation in the area around the anus. In extreme cases, blistering can occur around the anus and when gas is emitted, encapsulated by an undergarment, blistering may occur in areas well beyond the anal region (including but not limited to ones private parts). A "flatulence burn" is often accompanied by the splatter of liquid or solid feces in the vicinity of the gas when emitted.
Johnny had stomach cramps all morning after eating hot peppers for breakfast. While walking to class, he passed gas and immediately dropped to the floor. After being brought to the nurses office and hearing that he may have a "Flatulence Burn", Johnny asked to go to the bathroom. He could not sit on the toilet and had to throw his underwear away.
Flatulence Burn by whoins November 19, 2010

flatulence of CGI 

An excessive amount of CGI in a movie, TV, or other program, To the point where the movie is more about the CGI than the plot line.
flatulence of CGI by creapyd July 27, 2010