flatterbate

Masturbating to sth. in order to flatter or praise it. The desire to applaud in the most manliest of fashions.

That (movie/song/person/book/place/pizza) made me want to masturbate to it, because I wish to flatter it.

1. Did you see Jamie Foxx's performance in the Soloist? What a fine movie like that part when they were in the hood and it all had this green tint that was awesome, I can't wait to go home and FLATTERBATE to it.

2. I'd have FLATTERBATEd after Inception but it blew my dick away! I could not find my dick so could not FLATTERBATE!

3. That pizza was so good I just have to FLATTERBATE later.

4. Can I FLATTERBATE to your Mom? She's had a hard day and I seriously find her worthy. She looks like Ginger Spice from critically acclaimed pop group "Spice Girls" so I don't think it's weird, do you?

by Rick Stanning January 15, 2011

flatterbait

A subset of "clickbait," the internet quiz that yield highly improbable yet flattering results, prompting the quiz-taker to post to social media ponder how such results were determined.

I feel compelled to tell you all about this flatterbait that told me I was as sexy as (current celebrity sex symbol name) so that all of you will visit this site, verify the unlikely yet flattering results, increase their click-count and allow them to charge higher advertising rates.

by mpgchgo October 21, 2015

Flitterbox

Vagina. Common in southern and cental Illinois in the early nighteen hundrends.

I tried to wax my flitterbox today but they were all booked up.

by rimjobbing July 20, 2016

flatterbruh

to compliment your bros and making them blush

BRO, your flatterbruh me

by wow technoloy September 10, 2018

flatterbash

To flatter a person with an honorable truth to such an extreme that it causes those hearing to object to the honorable truth. The flatterbasher is usually jealous over some trait , often inner beauty or a possession of the victim that they know appeals to others and they want the focus on themselves, so they take an honorable truth about the victim and stretch it so far out of proportion in such a way that it makes the victim embarrassed and others see the truth as false and no longer see it as their honorable quality. Flatterbashers do this infront of others like group texting, social media, gatherings, work parties or meeting, even among families! Compliments are healthy commendation. Flattery is for positioning for gain. Flatterbashing goes above typical flattery. It causes those hearing to think or say the opposite about the person. If the victim declines or denies the flattery the flatterbasher will persist or escalate their abusive tactic. This way the victim looks bad if they accept AND if they reject the so called compliments.
Men, women, school bullies, coworkers, anyone can Flatterbash out of jealousy or to level themselves over the threat or insecurity they feel or imagine their target/victim emminates or holds over them. It can be used by ANYONE. It is often employed by narcissists. and those who are the leaders of clicks to keep their "followers".

Female Victim: "We were group texting and all of a sudden she started to flatterbash me with 'Your eyes are so beautiful! OMG! I can't hear what you're saying because I can't stop focusing on your eyes! They are gorgeous! I think about them when I'm eating...!' I was so embarrassed!"
Those Hearing: "She's not THAT beautiful." "So and So is prettier than she is." "She's only pretty with makeup on." "She's not 'ALL THAT'."

Male Flatterbasher: "Dude, your wheels are awesome! Where did you get that paint?! Your car takes the stripes off the street! I can't eat, Dude, I'm heartsick! Nothin' like it, Dude!"
Victim: "It's decent. Get's me there. You trying to flatterbash me?"

by Malisande April 21, 2020

Flattery

The assurance of paid legal fees, payable by cash or money order

“Listen babe, flattery will get you anywhere”

by Keith West June 11, 2023

Urban dictionary flattery

When you search your name on Urban Dictionary and get flattered because it’s written by people with the same name as you trying to compliment themselves

Steve: what does my name in Urban Dictionary mean
Dave: search it up
Steve: oh it says that im a hot male with 100 bitches, i totally agree
Dave: you my friend are suffering from Urban dictionary flattery

by Kpopisnotreal September 20, 2022