When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
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by Damien Noble July 20, 2006
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One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.
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Get the Flyster mug.A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.
{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..
I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.
Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!
I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.
Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!
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