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flashbang

(Grenade, hand, stun). a less lethal grenade used by US police, as well as special forces the world over. Typically such grenades deliver 9 ear splittingly loud bangs and blinding flashes, which come half a second apart. These grenades stun and have a seriously immobilising effect. (From experience) your head seems uncapable of functioning, you cannot see strait (if at all) and you can hear nothing but ringing. The effects last a considerable time, and leave you with a banging headache. In a situation of use, such grenades would be tossed into a room to "prepare" them for a hostage rescue clearance.
a flashbang is tossed into the room.

B A N G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very very very loud, trust me! The occupants of the room are stunned and find themselves unable to do anything.

Then a four man assault team takes any terrorists prisoner or immobilises any firther threat before lining up the hostages for search and check.
by the gray man. June 11, 2006
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White Flashbang

A white flashbang is the act of ejaculating into a females eyes thus blinding her and then farting in her ears to further deafen her.
Damn, last night was really hot, I gave that girl a proper white flashbang.
by schlongilungus January 14, 2022
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Flashing off

That model
Is flashing off with her new tan!
by Shitfuckcc February 18, 2017
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Text Flashing

The act of sending a dick pic via text, with very little or no warning whatsoever.
Zachary was unable to snag a girl using conventional methods, so he attempted to do so by text flashing.
by Silly231 December 17, 2011
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flashbang syndrome

When a person plays too much FPS and, upon seeing a white wall screams EEEEeeeee!!! and believes they are temporarily blind.
Frank: "What the fuck is wrong with Jim?"
Tom: "Don't worry. Jim just has flashbang syndrome."
by Alex Wagner March 16, 2008
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flashing hole

What cats do when they have their ass in front of you with their tail up - flashing you with their asshole.
I love my cat Felix, but he's always flashing hole at me. It's fuckin' nasty!

ass cat asshole flashing flash pets nasty
by KoalaMan December 20, 2008
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Magic Russian Flashbang

Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!
by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022
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