Flaps Akimbo

Huge bacon bits spread wide and ready for action.

"man she was gagging for it, she was flaps akimbo"

by John March 10, 2005

flapskating

A person who's having trouble getting to fourth base; who's "skating" around the "ice hole" without quite falling in it.

-Dude, I think Jamie Foxx is a flapskater.

-Dude, that makes sense.

-Yeah. He graduated with honors from the National Flapskating Institute of Geneva (NFIG).

-No, friend. That was Bill O'Reilly. Jamie Foxx wasn't that accomplished a douchebag. He graduated from the National Flapskating School of Texas (NFST).

by The Flaps Fairy November 10, 2009

Flamoshed

Drunk and tired

Ah mate I’m 12 bevs in and absolutely flamoshed

by OJBMT May 28, 2021

Scrunt flaps

Large encrusted and often perforated labia, most commonly found on the larger lady. Known to be accompanied by severe discharge and open sores.

Mildred had the most rotton scrunt flaps I had ever encountered.

by Tit weirdo 78 January 11, 2020

dusty flaps

having ashy elbow skin (the flaky skin on dry elbows)

Ho, you best slap some cocoa butter on those dusty flaps!

by "Dusty" Wood February 23, 2008

flavosion

1. (noun) A flavor explosion caused by consuming 1 ounce of pickle juice and several nacho cheesier Doritos tortilla chips.

2. (verb) To spew flavorful material - or fermaldehyde - into another's (Reggie) mouth.

1. The flavosion Reggie experienced with the corpse made me weak in the knees.

2. When the corpse spewed embalming fluid into Reggie Bannister's mouth... I was thinking, wow, that embalming fluid is flavosioning into Reggie's mouth. (Phantasm, 1976)

by ReggieBannister February 11, 2008

meat flaps

The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003