fapestry

a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.

"I wouldn't lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter all over it."

"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 10, 2011

flabe

a term that refers to old white males who enjoy necrophilia and beastiality .

Ohh look at that flabe across the street.

by Fgyhujkiop February 3, 2017

Flabergate

1) The act of sweating from man boobs.

2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.

Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.

I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.

by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009

Flagellum

Often used to represent Hair-like structures on cells, but is also a good alternative for f*ck when your hurt yourself

Example 1: Wow look at that flagellum on that cell!

Example 2: Sebastian: ahh FLAGELLUM!
Charles Carmichael: What did you stub your toe? Good alternative for f*ck!

by Sexy Mini Stud Muffin April 26, 2009

Flacebo

Flacebo is a word that combines "placebo" and FLAC(Free lossless audio codec) and implies that it is in fact indistinguishable from higher bitrate mp3 or other codecs.

- Man, I just physically can't bring myself to listen to music if it's not in .flac format... What should I do?
- Dude, its a flacebo, you literally can't tell the difference between flac and mp3.

by Breif1 October 11, 2020

faper

The piece of paper or tissue used to wipe semen off after masturbation.

Mom: Sam, your desk is covered with fapers again !

by KJ² - 1 November 3, 2008

fapettizer

the short, old standby that sets the mood but no longer fulfills you. You look forward to it, but ultimately venture elsewhere for satisfaction

I like a good fapettizer to grease the pipes before I rub one out

by LeHoff November 13, 2013