superannuated flatus

Synonym for old fart.

Too many university faculty members wind up being superannuated flatuses over time. It's pasture time for them.

by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

flatusphere

the layer in the atmosphere below the ozone layer where all your stinky farts end up

Man, that fart was one for the flatusphere!

by ndmama April 16, 2011

Flanoss Grape

Another term which is often used for as ‘Potato Water Salmon Fish Head’ it is often taken as an insult.

Me: Mum! You’re such a little Flanoss grape!
Mum: I hate you

by williambilliam418 November 19, 2019

Flankster

You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....

Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!

by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006

Flabusburgou

The sound when one cracks their neck.
pronunciation: Flab-us-burg-oo

I wish my sister would stop cracking her neck because flabusburgou bothers me.

by tattlemoose August 4, 2006

flatus interruptus

A method of stopping or interrupting one’s fart, mid-fart, for whatever reason.

I had been passing what may have been the world’s most noxious and protracted fart when my grandma walked in, so I employed flatus interruptus in an attempt to spare her!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021

Clark Flanks

the dankest of the dank.

"that shit was clark flanks bro"

"yeah it was legit dude, hold on lemme put back on my pringle cap"

by TheDarkBadger September 16, 2009