Flanking

When you get to work before someone and leave after them.

The only good thing about being on call for 36 hours is that I'm flanking the SHIT out of everyone.

by jbaby2002 August 3, 2011

Flanking

In a video game, flanking means when you are going behind an opponent, or when someone is coming behind you.

Watch out dude he is flanking us.

I'll go and flank them.

by FROMENXD December 19, 2018

flannin'

kidding/ joking

stop flanning about

i made a fruit flarn yesterday, no flannin'

by dorianhaiku March 17, 2009

Flanking the mango

A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.

I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.

by kables June 9, 2005

Pissy Flanging Gay Ball

A comedy sports game that is most commonly played in car parks at night after the pub. It involves passing the ball amongst players with a maximum of three touches per player and a maximum of one bounce off the floor between players. If the ball bounces more than once or a player uses any part of the body apart from their hands to touch the ball they are out and then become a decoy who now has to try and put other players off using any means possible. The last player in wins.

"Does anyone fancy a game of Pissy Flanging Gay ball after the Nelson pub quiz tonight?"

by Nave Nilney August 4, 2007

Fanning my vagina

Fem. Something so hot, so incredibly orgasmic, that makes smoke come out of your vajayjay (figuratively)

Lily Loveless (Naomi Campbell -- Skins Gen 2) is so HOT she's got me fanning my vagina

by Rocketlenz October 18, 2011

Dakota Fanning

1.noun. The surprising moment when one realizes that a little girl is growing up to become or has become an attractive woman.
2.verb. The process of a female leaving childhood and growing into an attractive woman.

Dakota Fanning is a critically acclaimed former child actress who stunned the world when she started growing up into a gorgeous and glamorous woman.

"I remember when she was just a kid. Now she's totally Dakota Fanning!"
"Oh yeah, she started Dakota Fanning last year."
"That's your little sister? Wow she's really Dakota Fanning!"
"She freaks me out. Last time I saw her she was just a kid. Now she's completely Dakota Fanning'd!"
"Better watch out, when she gets older she's gonna Dakota Fanning."

by nonononoi March 13, 2009