flagtard

A term used by members of the dating site Ok Cupid, coined by the infamous user 'SnacksOnPuppies', referring to users who flag (report) pictures and profiles of other users without good reason, with no reason at all, or who mistake the flag box for a comment box.

Comments: "Flagtard. Pic is fine"

by AtLeast100YearsAgoButthurt October 28, 2007

Flattarded

1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.

The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.

John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."

by Sceleratis October 30, 2017

Alaskan flamethrower

The act of a female farting on a males penis that is covered in hand sanitizer that is alight.

My dear friend light his genitals on fire with hand sanitizer, then had his girlfriend fart on it. He no longer has genitals to the Alaskan flamethrower.

by Firenuts October 3, 2014

flailtard

A tweaker that is unable to stop flailing. Usually they are unable to stop moving their limbs and can be seen searching everywhere for nothing in particular.

Oh my god, it's 3:30 AM and Jill is being a flailtard.

by panicstep July 4, 2015

tijuana flamethrower

When you eat spicy food and your b-hole gets burned while shitting it out.

Don't get the jalapeño burrito or you'll end up with a Tijuana flamethrower.

by Kakarot2768 February 11, 2014

Flatard

A dumbass retard who believes the world is flat. More like he is a flat head himself. Complete and utter idiots to tell in short.

Ricardo matos is a flatard

by Fire99 July 26, 2019

flamewar

A thread in a forum where posts get too out-of-hand and result in chaos and spamming/flamming. Usually, flamming occurs between two members and flame wars occur between large groups of members attacking others. Administrators of the message boards will have to close the thread if this happens.

"It started out as a discussion poll but quickly turned into a fu**ing flamewar."

by Avarice December 28, 2005