Flaccid Flacco

1.A debbie downer, party pooper, or an otherwise buzz killing individual named after NFL quarterback Joe Flacco

2.When you are unable to achieve an erection in a sexual situation

While drinking around Billy, Billy said, "what would your parents think of that?". To which i responded stop being a Flaccid Flacco.

I wanted to give my girlfriend birthday sex, but i was being a Flaccid Flacco.

by bob da builder3 February 8, 2010

flack

crap, or abuse; excess pressure on oneself; burdens or weight added by unecessary trials or psychological pressures

My teacher gave me flack for talking in class; Why can't you keep the flack light when I'm trying to study?

by William Highsmith March 14, 2003

flicc

Snoop Dogg's new word meaning picture.

Can i get a flicc witchu?

by rbizzle December 3, 2004

The Flack

The Flack are a band which consist of 4 well hung, Sun kissed lads from the ghetto of Deal in Kent. 2 of their members have the henchest heads in Kent whilst the other two have the henchest arms within their own households providing that they don't have visitors at the time.

guy 1. who was that band with the heads and arms last night?

guy 2. that'll be The Flack.

by Flackman January 7, 2012

Jack Flack

The father figure who appears from the mist to save the lost. Jack Flack is a legend who wears a black leather sport coat, appears from nowhere and vanishes once he has restored confidence to the scared and doubtful hero. He is a modern day saint.

(from the movie Cloak and Dagger) In a mist of confusion the boy ran headlong into the ghost-like Jack Flack.

by jackflack May 22, 2005

FLAC Earth

The belief that the planet Earth is actually a giant high-fidelity audio file

The Earth is not round, but rather we live on a FLAC Earth.

by RoundenBrown September 16, 2019

Joe Flacco

Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens. He's an OK quarterback, but he has to stop having sex with all these women. It's really ruining his image. If he keeps it up, he may lose his sponsorship with Dominos.

But, then again, you can't buy pussy at Dominos!

Voted thickest uni-brow by New York Times in 2009.

Joe Flacco has one of the NFL's most interesting lives, being born to a simple candlemaker in Delaware, and ending up being a crime lord for the Crips shortly after being drafted into the Baltimore Ravens.

by BennyG93 January 28, 2010