flarp

In music, a note that is so completely wrong or out-of-tune that it is impossible to determine whether it is flat or sharp.

"That last chord sounded pretty flarp to me."

by Mara the Obscure March 9, 2005

Flarp

A safe, clean way to cuss. Flarp most often replaces F**k.

n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"

by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016

flairport

The ultimate stalker. He'll even track your flights and send you flowers and a snowglobe to your gate at your destination. Oh, and he loves him some cheerleaders.

I went all flairport on her. Hell, I even got her a snowglobe, but she called airport security.

by mrfluffy October 8, 2009

Flarrping

When a fat lady flashes her gigantic ass, grabs her legs and runs around in circles.

I went to the mall, and a huge fat lady was flarrping, and made an entire scene.

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Flarppsnugget

a flarppsnugget is when someone is being annoying or are acting stupid.

You're a flarppsnugget!
Stop acting like a flarppsnugget!

by definitionboo June 7, 2018

Flarple

When you need to fart and it somehow winds up bubbling out the front way through your vagina flaps and makes kind of a "flarple flarple" sound.

The princess was mortified after she flarpled infront of her potential suiter at the ball.

by Tournikel September 11, 2011

flarp

The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.

note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"

Just as I thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy's brittle bones.

by Sean Foran August 18, 2007