Fixed Blind Date

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.

Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!

by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011

Fifed

A nicer way of saying fuck. Example words: fife, fifer, fifing, fifed

1. Ah i fifing hurt my toe
2. I fifed her up the turdcutter the other night
3.Ahh for fife sake, my girlfriend cheated on me.
4. That cretin is such a fifer

by Chendallrick September 28, 2008

Alaskan firedragon

When a man diarrhoea shits into a women's mouth then duct tapes it shut and tickles her until it is forced out through he nose like a dragon

That bitch be looking like an Alaskan firedragon

by Funny man adam December 23, 2020

Firedog Willie

When you insert siracha sauce into the anus of your sexual partner followed by pepper flakes resulting in brutal,fiery, and overall sexy anal sex

I wouldn't wish a firedog willie on my worst enemy!

by Neonicon April 25, 2015

Forensic Filed

A violent crime resulting in murder cases that often remain unsolved for long periods of time until trace forensic evidence eventually reveals the culprit and can be made into a new episode of Forensic Files.

Hey babe, will you walk with me to my car tonight? I don't want to get Forensic Filed.

by Knerm September 21, 2016

johnny fived it

To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.

Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit

"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"

"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"

by m0r1arty April 6, 2006

fibed up

Combination of being fired up by the good vibes of a particular situation.

This convo has got me all fibed up.

by Travis the Chimp February 19, 2009