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Boss: The guys got a fatherbed all laid out for him in the woods. Make sure he gets some rest.
Mobster: Sure thing, boss.
Boss: The guys got a fatherbed all laid out for him in the woods. Make sure he gets some rest.
Mobster: Sure thing, boss.
by Wertheworld July 26, 2020
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(Noun): A father who cannot accept the fact his kid sucks at sports and will complain about playing time to coaches, managers, law enforcement, congress, the president, etc.. If the father still acts this way when his child is in college then he becomes a proud grandfather.
Why they hell did Jimbo write the letter to the school board about his son warming the bench the entire game, doesn't the proud father know the last time coach played Jimbo Jr., he score a basket for the other team.
by MJVFB January 22, 2014
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"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)
by psofrn November 8, 2012
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Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store
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