fipster

Fipsters are simply functional hipsters. They are bona fide hipsters (see definition of hipster), who in close group of friends feel safe enough to exhibit their hipster tendencies without feeling their lives are in immediate danger by the rest of the world that just "doesn't get it." However, they know that they must tone down their hipster ways in order to be taken seriously as a credible and contributing individual of society. They must tone down their love of taking brunch pictures, quoting lines from Catcher in the Rye, and discussing the struggles they've endured growing up in a well-adjusted and loving upper-middle class home in a predominantly white community. At first it is difficult for the hipster to transform itself into a fipster. However, with consistent practice, a hipster can seamlessly transform itself into a fipster. These elite few can transform themselves in the same amount of time it takes to pick out their next ironic tattoo--not long.

lying hiding your collection of Fleet Foxes songs in a folder called DMB 2010 tour wearing American Apparel under your Brooks Brothers fipster syndrome

by tatertotsareyummy July 25, 2011

Fipster

A foreign policy hipster. Someone who reads Wikipedia extensively and takes interest in obscure countries, regions,and, political regimes that are not typically emphasized by most mainstream foreign affairs experts and diplomats. Their interests place an overbearing emphasis on the Falkland Islands, Nagorno-Karabahk, and Equatorial Guinea, areas that nobody really cares about. Uses knowledge of such information to feel a sense of smug superiority to other diplomats.

That guy is such a fipster. He's always talking about the Falkland Islands. Not even the British give a fuck about the Falkland Islands.

by HonkyInParis December 11, 2012

fipshit

A fipshit is someone who you can trust but is also a hide dick, usually named Ricky.

Wow, he such a fipshit for dumping his gf at prom

by RICKSHALLDIE July 5, 2017

Fipsipret

Fipsipret is a shortened term for the grammatical state of verbs known as:
FIrst Person SIngular PREsent Tense.

This word was created by Chris Pilgrim.

Do you know the Fipsipret of we went?
Yes, it is I go.

by SunnyCN January 6, 2019

Fipster

F*cking hipster

You are such a fipster.

by Bxlakke November 20, 2021

Fipshit

In other words, dipshit. But you say it to people are extraordinarily dumb.

Erin: *open her mouth and says dumbshit*

Smart person: Fipshit

by Notmanny December 11, 2021

Fipsgit

A dumb chineese woman who is named jessica

“You stupid fipsgit”

by Holohoops February 28, 2024