Finned Out

To Drink too much too early and pass out by 8PM. Usually the pass out is so hard that any attempt to wake the person Finned Out is impossible.

Dude, I did 15 shots of Tenley 100 by 5 and was Finned Out by 6.

by sig ep bitches. June 2, 2009

Ham Fisted

Clumsy.

That is all.

I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.

How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?

by Stalkerro March 27, 2016

Fisted Gongs

A sexual acted combining a hot McGovern with a feisty Tran

Last night I was feeling low after the Twins' loss, so my gal and I Fisted Gongs.

by FurykFever October 9, 2018

Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

Junkie Fitted

A hat which is seen on an individual who is labeled a "junkie" by modern day society. A Junkie Fitted is generally a hat regular people call a "winter hat". You see these same hats on junkies or bums ALL year round no matter what season it is. Normal people wear them just during winter, but not junkies, it is normal apparel. If you ever venture into the jungles of soup-kitchens you'll see the never ending flood of junkie fitted's securely on the bums/junkies heads.

Starting to get a bit cold outside" "Yep, better get the junkie fitted out brother.

by Cody Elles December 9, 2010

white-finned dolphin

An aquatic maneuver in which, whilst swimming under water, the swimmer pulls down their bathing suit and then surfaces only their bare ass (like a dolphin surfacing its dorsal fin) to unsuspecting fellow swimmers and beach-goers. The white-finned dolphin is ideally executed by one with the palest of asses.

"I pulled a white-finned dolphin at the beach today."

by biffrichards July 6, 2006

Double-Fisted Battle Axing

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.

Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.

by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011