Finnish

Finnish people are predominantly blonde, Finland has the highest proportion of natural blondes in the world. A study by experts in Germany suggests people with blonde hair are an endangered species and will become extinct by 2202. The problem is that blonde hair is caused by a recessive gene. Researchers predict the last truly natural blonde will be born in Finland.

Look at that beautiful Finnish blonde!

by Lolitocha April 27, 2008

Finnish Tango

a slower-pace, sad, finnish version of the latin tango. first seen by american eyes on '60 Minutes'

man, my grandma made my dad by doing the finnish tango with my grandpa.

by Adam McD May 18, 2003

Finnish

Nearly completely resistant to cold, Finnish people tower over the other Nordic people as the superior race, born with superhuman reflexes to play ice hockey and wrestle bears to gather food for their families.
The Finnish people are not fazed by aggressions by anyone, they do not care.
A notable example of this is them saying "Fu*k you" to the Russian invasion and kicking their asses with a fraction of their military strength in men and close to no combat gear.
Finnish girls often have blonde hair and crystal blue eyes, making them one of the most desirable girls out there.

Those Finnish people sure are amazing.

by RealHistory August 26, 2017

Finnish

To make something become from Finland.

Q - Are you going to Finnish that sandwich?

A - Sure, pass me some reindeer and the ketchup.

by Destructoboy42 May 26, 2008

Finnish Fuck

Noun - A cocknocker of Finish descent. Generally a Finish Fuck will utlize the time zone difference between Finland and the U.S. to berate, annoy, or insult his mates whilst drunk at a time of day that they are at work or on the unemployment line.

(phone ringing)

Yen: "Shouldn't you get that?"

Mike: "Nah; it's the Finnish Fuck. If I pick it up it'll just be him pissing in the toilet while holding the phone next to it. It is after 6pm there after all..."

by Admiral Nelly Nelz October 10, 2010

Finnish girl

she's the one who's beautiful but you never realise until she's before your eyes, she's the one who once you get to know, you'll never figure out how you lived without her, their pure perfection is a danger to live without, her figure is greater than your head will ever be able to imagine until it's seen. if you meet her and she likes you then you're one lucky guy/gal.

Also they drink coffee and have big boobs but eh.

I would love to find myself a Finnish girl in my life.

by Bromora July 30, 2017

finnish roulette

Similar to Russian Roulette, but five shots are loaded into the revolver instead of one.

Finnish roulette is a surefire way to die like a moron.

by dumoc July 16, 2015