fingerblast

To jackhammer a womens minge, used to as a gentlemens segway into the shocker.

I went to Rick's on Garland in Spokane last night and met a women with a dead tooth, so i took her outside and fingerblasted the shit out of her in her bitchin camerow.

by Geoff Nailer November 9, 2008

Close Up fingerboard fingerskate

Close Up "finest fingerskateboards" is the best quality fingerboard. This fingerskate is made with 36 pieces to assemble, into one cool pack. The deck is made with 5 plys maple wood, real griptape, real metal trucks, bolts, urethane wheels, metal core, 10 stickers Close Up, and a clear notice for the construction. It's the exat replic of a skateboard, but at the size of the fingers, so you can play with your fingers as you would with your feet on a skate. It's fun like a real sport, you have to practice and can learn thousands of realistic tricks

Close Up fingerboard fingerskate.

by close up fingerskate October 1, 2007

fingerslab

Fingerslab- (noun) any type of touchscreen device i.e. a tablet or a smartphone.

John used his fingerslab to check his chapsnat account.

by The buttersmith August 5, 2019

fingerslide

The act of violently finger-banging someone or something without regret or remorse

Last night, when I was with your mom, she was so wet that she told me to fingerslide her until she passed out.

by giraffe-1 September 15, 2010

fingersnap of doom

A fingersnap that can, will, and probably has, turn half of the universe's life forms into dust.

Shit! The giant angry grape man is gonna do the fingersnap of doom!

by Intelligence001 April 26, 2019

Fingerblast February

An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.

“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”

by __Spirit November 1, 2021

Fingerblast Mobile

1) An automobile designed specifically for maximum ability to get fingerblasted while sitting in the drivers seat.

2) A vehicle with maximum grocery, soccer ball, and child storage, but also plenty of space to get fingerblasted in the parking lot behind Jo-Ann Fabrics.

Fingerblast Mobile:
Jeep Grand Cherokee/Liberty/Compass/Patriot/Commander/JK Wrangler
Toyota Land Cruiser
Nissan Pathfinder
Chevrolet Trailblazer
Dodge Durango
Hummer H2 and H3
Toyota 4Runner
Nissan Xterra

by Taintwienerson April 26, 2013