1. "I'm gonna fingerblast your soul into oblivion"
2. "I'm gonna fingerblast your mom like a jew snorting gold dust"
2. "I'm gonna fingerblast your mom like a jew snorting gold dust"
by Your creepy uncle October 16, 2010
by sjc75 October 29, 2011
fingerblast
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet paella juice all over the living room
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet paella juice all over the living room
Dave: How'd it go with genna last night?
Jeff: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Jeff: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
Jeff: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Jeff: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
by Jonny stonking April 26, 2018
Since girls pockets are to small, they store their fresh fish in their vaginas. So when you ask for a snack, you reach into the vagina to find fresh snacks, and they call this finger blasting, as it's a blast of flavor.
Bruh me and my girl went camping and ran into this hungry massive bear. Suddenly I remembered how much bears love fish and I had this genius Idea to fingerblast my girl and feed him some fish.. That nasty vagina saved my life yo
by PeePee_hole November 01, 2019
One who has great skill in the art of manual stimulation of an orfice. Most commonly a vagina or anus.
Andy had manual stimulation with Amy last night, she was pleasured four times, man he is one fingerblaster.
by Jason J March 16, 2006
by Anonymous May 10, 2003
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet poonani juice all over the landscape.
See also: Crimson Switch
See also: Crimson Switch
Dave: How'd it go with Lisa last night?
Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
by know13dge June 02, 2010