finchel

The drug of choice for whiny & immature teenagers. Highly dangerous, side effects include unrealistic views on relationships, appropriate behavior, life, and veganism, as well as developing fetishes for people of abnormal height and aggressive, rude behavior. Avoid at all costs.

Person A: I love Finchel!! Finchel is the best!! Haters can die!!!!!!
Person B: You need an intervention.

by dsksquared August 22, 2012

Finchy

A term to describe someone or something small and angry, much like a finch.

“Some finchy 5’3 girl started yelling at me last night”

by H A K November 3, 2019

Finched One Off

This is when someone with the surname "Finch" excretes toxic chemicals into the local atmosphere. These chemicals contain chemicals such as Methane, which can cause dire effects, For Instance, Cholera, Diarrohea. These chemicals can be excreted via the rear end, sweating, or from wearing sewage clothes, such as a fake Arsenal shirt. Unfortunately, there are no known cures for this unfortunate disease, but a Deodrant can, and a bath would be very helpful

"Oh bloody hell Craig, you've Finched one off"

by Christopher Chapman September 26, 2006

finched

the real definition for finched is:

the time period from when your smoking weed and were your high

or

the time period from when your drinking beer/liqour and were your drunk

"im so fucking finched" or "Ima way passed Finched"

by nosidam October 10, 2005

LA FINCHER

Stank

So i just seem a whole LA FINCHER had tha whole school smellin like sautéed ass and possum pussy. Honey I thought that nigga took a bath in straight up shit.

by Therealstank . May 24, 2019

Finched

The action of getting something taken from you by a "finch". This 'object' is generally something that is easily recognized as yours to everybody except for the finch. Before you even notice what is happening the finch will already be in possession of what was once yours. Finches are generally harmless entities.

"Jack totally just finched my burrito."
"He finched the ball from me in practice yesterday"
"I heard he tried to finch Chris' girl the other day."

by jacofo November 11, 2009

Finched

Getting stabbed or shanked violently.

"You better shut up before you get Finched."

by thepretender1230 November 13, 2013