A place in Scotland.Situated between Edinburgh and Perthshire.Home of the best football(soccer)team in Europe,Dunfermline Athletic Football Club AKA The Pars.
by Tonic drinkin,Punk rock listenin,fitba hoolie November 02, 2003

former wife - a person to whom you were married and with whom you maintain a good relationship; humorous and inoffensive way of referring to prior spouse
I invited my fife to our son's 10th birthday party.
by G-wow September 14, 2015

A complete shithole on the East coast of Scotland. Not much happens, people have funny accents and weird beliefs, such as the belief that anyone who lives in the same city as David Tennant "knows Doctor Who". They have no cars, only tractors, shag sheep for fun and give funny names to places, like Burntisland, which weirdly, is not burnt or an island.
by Cheerio...x October 12, 2010

by Queenoffife December 26, 2013

John Doe says " Hey do you need a knife to cut your french Toast?"
Mary Jane replies " No I will just use my handy dandy fife"
Mary Jane replies " No I will just use my handy dandy fife"
by Master_Mind September 27, 2010

Rob: Who is that girl with the curly hair?
Kashiek: That is my Fife.
Rob: *high five* You da man Paki!
Kashiek: That is my Fife.
Rob: *high five* You da man Paki!
by Kashiek August 19, 2007
