Festive Masturbation

Looking up weird shit on pornhub that is festive related

Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends

by Loce May 22, 2015

Festivereinhard2

An epic roblox developer that makes epic games.

Oh look, the creator of Innovation Inc. Spaceship! Festivereinhard2!

by Trekguy288 December 6, 2020

festive

flamboyant, gay

"That slice of pizza is festive"

by Matt Parker (parkman47) October 29, 2002

Festive Sage

Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.

Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!

Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????

Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!

Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!

by DirtySanCHAS69 October 2, 2018

Festive fanny

Your fanny stinks of turkey and needs a good stuffing

Shes got a very festive fanny its stinks of turkey but defo needs a good stuffing

by Chop81 April 3, 2021

Festive

Probably Zoe Sugg's (Zoella) most-used word, along with autumnal.
Also relates to Christmas.

I'm feeling very festive today, even though it's March.

by zoe sugg (jokes) October 1, 2017

festive

state between buzzed and drunk. The most pleasant of all alcohol induced states.

I had 7 beers, I'm festive

by Dave March 7, 2004