Check out Dave, he's got a fester.
That guy festered me up for two hours and I only made twenty bucks on the sale!
That guy festered me up for two hours and I only made twenty bucks on the sale!
by D317 September 19, 2006
Get the festermug. multiuse-
n: a guy who gets in the way of his friend's game, see also - cockblock
v: to be annoying, irritating
n: a guy who gets in the way of his friend's game, see also - cockblock
v: to be annoying, irritating
A guy likes a girl, his friend comes up and starts calling him out. The guy is like 'Stop being such a fester!'
by katieishere May 9, 2005
Get the festermug. Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.
Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)
Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)
by Stephen M. December 31, 2004
Get the festermentmug. If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.
by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019
Get the festeredmug. 1. to sit around and become fat and lazy. 2. usually a tendency of potheads. 3. also known as dark festering if the lights are off.
by megzsexy8888 October 31, 2007
Get the festeringmug. The act of going to a third-world country and eating out the hookers. But only if she says "I love you".
by Lipless Nate April 14, 2008
Get the festeringmug. Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.
by Zamaboy October 28, 2012
Get the Festermug.