Fert

if yk yk
fert isn’t something you know, it’s something that knows you
fert is fert

“Quit ferting out bro”
“Yo that’s pretty fert”
“ffl (fert for life”

by fertinginthe757 May 31, 2025

ferts

Fertile. Iphone app says you are fertile. Reason for hotflashes. Moods. Pre-menstrual.

"Why am I so PMS-y? I'm not on my period."
"Oh girl, you're probably ferts"

by mochacoughy February 27, 2012

Fert

A person who doesn’t look like a person

Oi james do you see that fert over there how the fuck does he class as human

by Genzar December 30, 2018

Fert infection

So, basically, it’s, like, whenever you fucking fart & it, like, fucking stinks so fucking bad & then it, like, tickles your bumhole and then your bumhole has no choice but to, like, say, “Hola, I have la inflatuencia!” So, basically, it, like, makes your butthole beg for forgiveness.

Luis has a raging fert infection.

by Señorita H. June 6, 2025

What fert do

What to do

I’m really bored. I don’t know what fert do

by B boy November 6, 2023

Fert

Another spelling of fart

“Dude that fert was nasty”

by Fert king May 15, 2021

ferting

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

by wumi November 17, 2024