fert

i fert you
by tia taitano May 20, 2021
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Fert

A person who doesn’t look like a person
Oi james do you see that fert over there how the fuck does he class as human
by Genzar December 31, 2018
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Fert

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fert isn’t something you know, it’s something that knows you
fert is fert
“Quit ferting out bro”
“Yo that’s pretty fert
ffl (fert for life”
by fertinginthe757 June 01, 2025
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ferts

Fertile. Iphone app says you are fertile. Reason for hotflashes. Moods. Pre-menstrual.
"Why am I so PMS-y? I'm not on my period."
"Oh girl, you're probably ferts"
by mochacoughy January 30, 2012
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Fert

A fert is a little man no no bit, commonly used as an insult to your best friend.

(Preferably call your best friend Sadie, a fert)
by Eclipse's behind :D October 08, 2023
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fert

"yea this dude josh jus got dumped"

"Bro this dude is FERT"
by LiverDaGoat February 26, 2024
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FERT

You know how TERFs exist? Well, FERT is gping to be what I call "Futa-Exclusive Radical Trans" - people that have an absurd hate for the Japanese term "futanari," mostly because stupid people don't know what it means, or care to try learning - just like their TERF archnemeses.
You see, there are all SORTS of other slurs that I see used regularly by bigots on the internet against trans people (that I shan't list for reasons), and futa has got to be by far the dumbest one that LGBT has latched onto as a hate word; so I'm spreading the word educating what futas are, while shaming the ones that REEEEE about it.
Person A: you ever watch any futa hentai?

Person B: REEEEE HOW DARE YOU USE THAT WORD! YOU'RE NOT AN LGBT ALLY, YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE!!

Person A: Don't be a FERT, bruh!
by Stupid Goo July 02, 2022
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