farging bastage

A euphemism for "fucking bastard." The mispronunciation comes from the movie "Johnny Dangerously."

I'll get you, you farging bastage!

by Bunky the Clown April 22, 2017

fedging

Fantasy football hedging. Cheering for your fantasy football players without re-guard to the actual outcome of the game. The type of football rooting that disgusts die hard fans of actual football teams.

I was fedging last night when I was needed McNabb to throw a TD against the Giants despite having grown up a Giants fan.

by Dsweat November 29, 2009

ferginize

when an asshole takes an event that has nothing to do with race, gender or sexual orientation and turns it into a racial or bigoted issue.

A little white girl goes to Dairy Queen and purchases a vanilla ice cream cone. An asshole then considers her racist, her parents racist, loots and burns down their house then brings in Reverend Al Sharpton to Ferginize the issue.

by D. Wilson Caldwell April 16, 2015

Fegging

The act of Pegging combined with Figging.

He was said after being over looked at work, so his sweetheart cheered him up with a good Fegging.

by imSkrut February 13, 2019

Ferning

The art of enticing women by placing ones hands together (palms up) and pulling them in and out in an alluring fashion.

"That lucky bastard managed to fern three women last night"

by Timmy2040 July 23, 2004

forging billet

Euphemism meaning to hold in one's turd until it forms a solid softball size chunk against your rectum. Popular with the redneck/metalworker crowd.

Man, I can't wait to release chocolate bunnies into the wild, I've been forging billet for the last half hour.

by privatejoker85 November 10, 2009

Forging

When you heat up your penis with a heater till you can't take it anymore. Then, you dip it into an ice cold cup of water.

Everybody calls it forging

by GAGGERS February 7, 2021