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felkerising

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To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.
Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol
by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015
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Doo Doo Flake

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A Doo Doo Flake is when one attempts to fart and instead, little flakes of shit come out similar to ass dandruff. Usually done in locations out in public, where one hopes it does not happen.
AY YO, That mofo Tyrone Had to leave his baby Mama with her in laws cause he Doo Doo Flaked his Pants, that fool.
by Cereal08 August 20, 2014
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fela kuti

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Nigerian music, band-leader, singer, and activist who founded the Afro-beat genre of music and achieved international acclaim for it. Outspoken critic of the Nigerian government. Educated and traveled through the UK and US. Released over 50 albums, mostly while he was alive.

Detractors highlight his propensity to have numerous sex partners (which led to his death from AIDS in 1997), unnecessarily long songs, and his extreme addiction to marijuana. For these reasons and his influence some call him "Africa's Bob Marley".
(In talking about the Nigerian military government) "Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood Chorus of singers: Them regular trademark!." - Fela Kuti's song "Sorrow, Tears, and Blood"

"International thief thief! ITT!" - infamously fraudulent communications company in Nigeria
by Chimaobi A. August 27, 2006
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Flake Rape

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When a flake of food, primarily from a pastry dish, goes down your throat when you are not prepared to have said food go down thy throat.
So I was walking down the hill eating my croissant, I suffered a major flake rape.
by DumbleDaddy February 9, 2018
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Flake in

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Saying you're not going to do something and then ending up doing it at the last minute. Basically, the opposite of flaking out
"Hey, are you busy tonight?"

"Well I told my friend I couldn't come to his party because I thought I'd have work, but I might flake in and go."
by banana_graham April 16, 2019
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ethan feldkamp

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Ethan Feldkamp is a 120 pound string bean that is rejected by woman at all cost.
Come on man don’t be an Ethan Feldkamp get into the weight room.
by _Tim.P_ August 15, 2020
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