feffed

To be so utterly and totally wasted that it is impossible to converse properly using a keyboard or mobile phone.
Can also carry over into an inability to verbalise in a coherent way.

"Dave, what the hell were you posting last night - it didn't make any sense?"
"I was posting? Damn, I was so feffed."

by Sokolsky August 1, 2007

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foffer

a false offer, totally full of shit when offering help

can i help you move your furniture? such a foffer!!!

by Ron A. August 22, 2007

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feferi

Happy-go-lucky fish lady
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GA: Hows It going Feferi
CC: GULB

by Blubglubglubglubglub June 21, 2017

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Fuffernugget

A jellyfish that dances on top of Coach Andy's head while eating grapefruit, then jumps of watches Topher twerk in his speedo and takes over the world while wearing a colorful sumbrero...

"Son of a fuffernugget!!" Yelled Topher.

by MShock February 3, 2014

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