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Angry Bird Feeder

When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.
Dude, go double check those migration patterns before I do the angry bird feeder...
by Sir Curly Jefferson June 6, 2011
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Double Feeler

When two men wrap their penis' together with medical tape and and take turns stroking vigorously as if it were one dick.
Dude lets get together later tonight and do a double feeler.
by Andrew Tawsas June 18, 2009
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Feeder Cock

The penis used to spread/deepen the vagina to support another larger/wider penis and ensure the female can properly take and enjoy the penis she desires.q
Kellie says "Diamond, your dick is way too big I think you need to call Jerry to come over as a feeder cock to open me up so I can enjoy you"
by FeederCockCreator March 12, 2015
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The Bird Feeder

A sexual act consisting of simultaneously ejaculating inside your partner's vagina whilst vomiting in her mouth.

Variations of this act include "The Dirty Bird Feeder" which employs a similar method but in the classic 69 position.
Dude, I totally gave your sister the bird feeder last night!

That bird last night was so minging I accidentally gave her the bird feeder.

The wife wanted to try new things in bed but was less than happy when I tried The Bird Feeder out on her without prior warning.
by Noise Boy November 18, 2011
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Star Feeder

Star Feeder is a person who considers themself a foodie and puts up with long waits and exorbitant prices to eat at celebrity chef restaurants and TV foodie show places like Top Chef winner Stephanie Izard's "Girl & The Goat" or any place Anthony Bourdain recommends or, atleast anyplace celebrities have often been seen eating.

It is the culinary corollary to Star Fucker. The idea that somehow eating there will allow you to ingest some celebrity for yourself.
They can't seat us at Bobby Flay's Mesa Grill until 11:30 PM and the drinks at the bar are $12 and up! We are such shameless star feeders....
by Buzzk January 19, 2012
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Alabama Cheese Feeder

Performed by farting into your cupped hand and slapping someone in the mouth, effectively adding insult to injury.

To carry out this action, place your cupped hand over your anus immediately after flatulating. In the same way you would eat a handful of popcorn, pretend you are feeding that to your target...violently.

If done correctly, the motion will give the recipient a good sample of your brew while taking care of whatever needs that demanded this fool be slapped in the mouth to begin with.
"Aaron had been dicking with his iPhone since he got to work today. I was tired of covering his ass while he messed around, so I gave him an Alabama Cheese Feeder."

"That angry little asian guy just gave me the middle finger again! I'm going to give him an Alabama Cheese Feeder!"
by FUHanSolo October 2, 2010
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feeter

The highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that constitute the membership of the Tim Minchin forum.

These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.

Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".
Person 1: "So I was on the forum last night.."
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
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Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.
by mildly amused smirk August 20, 2009
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