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x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY
x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener
As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY
x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener
As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.
Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.
Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.
by Unnatural England June 29, 2009
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"She must have had her boob job done on the cheap. She went in for a D-cup and ended up with a Marty Feldman."
by V_T June 2, 2008
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Laura and Laurel have such a femance going on, that Laurel held Laura's hand while Laura was taking a painful shit.
by heyfatkids June 9, 2009
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“I bet I helped George move at least six times in the last three years, but now I need some help moving, and, as always, he has some lame excuse. Man, what a one-way feldman!”
by PittFan90210 October 19, 2006
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(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation to have anal sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul.
(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation to have anal sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul.
1. Q: Are you still friends with John?
A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman
2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last night?
A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!
A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman
2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last night?
A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!
by Kyle MacLachlan April 25, 2006
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