fecalatio

giving oral sex to someone while they are having an explosive bowel movement and the blow back from the psi levels splatters the face of the head giver

blow back(e.g.) when you drop ass and shit splashes your ass and the bottom of the seat. combine that with oral sex
and you'll get fecalatio

by stu lanely April 24, 2006

machine gun fellatio

The Act Of Giving Fellatio At Machine Gun Speed (the original idea behind the band name) It Was Found written under a table at bondi beach by Adolph Mantovani (a former band member) Related : Machine Cunnalingus

"she game me great machine gun fellatio in that park"

by The Golden Voice March 20, 2005

de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.

Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!

by Atemperman May 27, 2006

straw-fellatio

one whom while is innocently sipping a beverage through a straw "accidently" suck the straw off, as though is was a penis

yo man i heard that girl amanda gives a great straw-fellatio

by jkvhjhsjdvhjskv October 2, 2009

Fellationship

A relationship in which the only commonality is male recipient oral sex.

My friend and I have a fellationship, I give him head and he pats me on mine...

by Sillylala October 18, 2008

public fellations

Witty play on the term "public relations," describing in no uncertain terms the lengths to which some agents will go in attracting press for their client.

The WSJ article? You can thank our public fellations firm for that.

by jdmc March 24, 2008

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010