fagatarian

Noun/Adjective - A word you use when you run out of words to describe a "fag"...

One step further than calling someone a fag...

Person who "Eats" fags...

"J.P.Z the person who invented this word is a ... fagatarian..."

"Trey attends fagatarian parties often with his friend Josh"

"Your a fag... well your a fagatarian!"

by James P. Zhou February 28, 2008

fruitarian

A person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. This includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. A pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-Western world. Unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fatasses who lack a level of dedication. Famous fruitarians: Gandhi & Steve Jobs (founder of "Apple" computers--hence the name).

I used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fatass, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. He should've gone fruitarian.

by MasterBastard April 27, 2006

Fauxlitarian

Someone who pretends to be working class, despite owning their own house, having attended a private school or having a middle class job. A broader version of Mockney.

A:Piers told me that he was proud to be a working class hero.
B: But he went to public school. He's so fauxlitarian

by Cedric45 February 17, 2009

fauxletarian

-adjective
1. presenting something/one's self as pertaining or belonging to the proletariat.

–noun
3. a purported member of the proletariat.

That hipster fronts like he's working class, but really he's as fauxletarian as they come.

by aejae April 28, 2010

fadatarian

Someone who promotes the latest humanity-aid crisis because everyone else is.

"He reposted the Kony 12 video, but he's just a fadatarian."

by badfads071 June 20, 2012

factarian

A truth warrior who never takes information at face value and always fact-checks before sharing.

Even in the face of a barrage of viral memes and sensational headlines, Jane refused to share anything until she'd thoroughly fact-checked it herself, proving once again that she was a true factarian and a warrior for truth.

by sergeantwonder April 16, 2023

fruitarianism

An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.

Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.

10 years later:

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.

by JesseG88 December 15, 2006