Fauxree

When something is advertised as free but there are really strings attached. Another example is when you have to buy multiple items to get a "free" item. They are not really free.

"Click here for a fauxree MacBook Pro *"
"Buy two pairs of shoes and get one fauxree"

by frizbee_dog January 29, 2009

Fauxrection

When a girl believes that she would have an erection, if she were a boy.

"Damn girl your legs look good wrapped around me, if I were a boy...oh man...i totally have a fauxrection right now."

by AAA9008 October 30, 2008

Fauxres

sexy

I want fauxres inside me.

by fauxresgf November 7, 2021

fauxrotic

Something which at first seems of a pornographic and sensuous quality, only to realize that by some illusion - Photoshop or otherwise - it is in fact a gross picture that is only graphic in a disgusting way.

Hansen: I wonder what's so weird and NSFW about this PS3 ad starring who seems like Christiano Ronaldo **scrolls** ok...a naked man **scrolls**...with his...THUMB as his dick, between his legs WTF
Bob: That shit will turn no one on, it is fauxrotic, let's go play Halo 3

by Mazi A May 15, 2008

fauxropean

Someone who fakes being European, by using European phrases and/or a faux accent.

Jonas: Facebook is such a plotter.
Kedrick: Yeah, okay, fauxropean.

by kedrickclarke April 26, 2010

fauxrony

The abject failure to be ironic while succeeding only in sad self-description.

An example of fauxrony would be a store ironically named "Posh" in an upscale town.

by spills December 30, 2013