farkward

Refers to both the direction and style of walking after one has shart one's self.

1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.

by hategravy September 19, 2009

Farkism

Any cliché revolving around the site fark.com.

Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.

by GhoSSt July 9, 2006

Farkhorn

A lesbian bisexual man with three penises and a constant hard-on. Constantly asks for sexual devices and acts from unsuspecting passerbys. When aroused, attacks person(s) and rapes their belly button.

CAUTION: When confronted by a Farkhorn, do NOT run! Their sight is based on movement!

Little Suzie, look out! A farkhorn!

Can you give I give you an Alaskan Firedragon, pretty lady?

Ah no! It doesn't fit in there!

*Rip*

by B Keel May 5, 2005

Faruk

Someone who separates right from wrong.

they were about to fight when i faruked on them!!!! you know what i mean?

by frknasir January 13, 2015

Farukh

A person who is very caring and respectful.....he/she is very attractive and sexy

One of the most kind soul

Farukh is a great person

by Bask69 August 1, 2018

faulkner

to go from being a nerd to getting all the hot girls

he chucked a faulkner

by miccre January 14, 2007

farktron

1. Noun- Euphemism for fuck

What the farktron was that about?

by DF- October 11, 2006