Faultytasking

When someone tries to multitask but get distracted by the one thing and forgets about the rest.

Dude: Hey why are you not talking on msn

Dudette: Sorry im faultytasking

by Tea&Cake September 1, 2009

faulkiner

a very fat ass that looks like miss puff from Sponge bob but very nice sometimes and smells good and she loves math and she loves flirting with guys

faulkiner loves to be loving.

by bob currly March 23, 2017

Faulty Walnut

dysfunctional prostate

Bob was having trouble peeing and, after a physical showed high PSA levels, his doc broke the news. “you have prostate cancer but it’s very treatable.” Bob went home and told wife Barb about his faulty walnut.

by Uncle Joosie March 23, 2022

faulty

adulterated, amiss, awry, bad, below par, blamable, blemished, botched, broken, cracked, damaged, debased, defective, deficient, distorted, erroneous, fallacious, fallible, false, flawed, frail, impaired, imperfect, imprecise, inaccurate, inadequate, incomplete, incorrect, inexact, injured, insufficient, invalid, lame, leaky, lemon, maimed, malformed, malfunctioning, marred, rank, sick, tainted, unfit, unreliable, unretentive, unsound, warped, weak, wrong

Don't trust anything from Shaod's dictionary, it's faulty!

by kaerina August 30, 2005

fauly

Fauly is the misspelling of fault because of typing too fast. Fauly is just as acceptable as fault. This is typing law!

Chris: it's all your fauly
Chris: fault
Jennifer: nope you said fauly first
Jennifer: n i'm pretty sure that's not a word
Chris: Yes it is, it's on Urban Dictionary

by Onedayofpeace May 30, 2008

Faulkner

Verb:
come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)

Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news

verb: "It's 1am already? We've just been faulknered!"

noun: "Damn it, he's a Faulkner."

by starfro67 January 4, 2010

Faulty Wiring

a kick-ass band from hershey, made up of the members; metzy, kirky, and max

yeahhh man

i went to go see the Faulty Wiring concert the other day.

by Max and Jens, Gay Lovers March 24, 2005