faulky

"Faulky" is defined as an extremely homosexual gaylord who loves the D 24 7.

My names Faulky. I is gay.

by EMAN SMITH May 15, 2017

faulknasty

Anyone with the last name Faulkner, who has mad game with the honeys and has lots of money.

Yo, Me and Faulknasty are heading to Tin Tin Noodles for lunch.

by Kentucky Blue April 24, 2008

Newton Faulkner

The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D

You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.

Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.

by Millstaa February 18, 2009

Faulknerize

The process of going from a calm state of being to an out of control lunatic via a carefully tread 6-step process that moves from calm to agitated into masked anger, then irritability on to retaliatory, followed by irrational and concluding with explosive

Did you see Claire Faulknerize Sam earlier today? They could hear her three floors down. Man Claire moved through the six steps like a border collie in a weave pole contest.

by Furry Trout March 18, 2010

Falky

procrastinating for the sake of perfection.

psh. you're so falky

by debshen March 4, 2011

Faulty Pigeon

A hopeless outcast that can't fit in anywhere and nobody is willing to help, as in 'An unwanted streetwalker with a broken wing that nobody will feed.'

Rick: I kinda feel sorry for Mikey, he's sitting there all alone with his Hentai comic books
Jonathan: What! Mikey? Man, nobody cares about that creeper, that guy's hopeless, he's a faulty pigeon!

by Pigeon Control April 29, 2010

Faulty Pigeon

A stranded pigeon who is unable to fly due to poor health or a malfunctioning wing.

Mike: dude look at that faulty pigeon on the ledge its not walking anywhere
Ricky: holy balls man you can literally walk up to it and touch it!
Mike: Wow, I'm calling animal control. Here you talk to them
...
Animal Control: Hello this is animal control how can we help you?
Ricky: Yes, animal control? We got a faulty pigeon on our hands, we will need your assistance immediately.
Animal Control: Thank you! We're on it!

by Faulty Pigeon Hero April 27, 2010