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To Patronize and Harass

Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.
Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.
by joepillowpants February 23, 2011
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patronize

To go to as a customer, especially on a regular basis.
Lots of people patronize Starbucks for their daily caffeine fix.
by steelywulf August 30, 2008
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Farolize

Verb, i.e. to farolize. Originally coined in San Francisco's Mission District. It means to visit the local Mexican chain El Farolito after a night of heavy drinking and general rowdiness in order to replenish one's stomach with some of the best burritos/quesadillas/etc that SF has to offer. Other forms of the word include farolization and farolizing.
Those guys came into the bar already drunk, got even more turnt, then took an Uber to the Mission to farolize.
by tla889 April 1, 2015
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Fartonite

"You Boys were on Fartonite!"
by Taranaki Snapper September 15, 2018
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Fatronising

Someone who is both overweight, yet also patronising and an expert in condescension.
That Tom Watson used to be such a fatronising cunt.
by Bayesoir December 28, 2019
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patronize

To buy art particularly during the 13th and 15th centuries in Italy.
Michelangelo's art is totally awesome. I'm so going to patronize him.
by Hossinator April 11, 2011
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Patronize

Patronize: pah-tro-nhyze
-verb (used with object), -ized, -izing.

1. to give a friend or person of interest a shot of or drink containing Patron Tequila to get them f*cked up! in a good way =D
Used in a sentence: "Yeah I 'PATRONIZED' that b*tch and her friends, then we danced all night long...Next thing you know she throws up on my good shirt...Didn't know she had the alcohol tolerance of a 5 year old."
by Teddy-Pain April 20, 2010
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