Fattential

A girl with the potential to become fat. She might not necessarily become fat, but this may only be avoided by exercising a dedicated effort to avoid as such.

I was going to take her out, but she has major fattential and I don't want to end up with a fat chick.
unattractive

by angstd April 17, 2009

Fattening

The collective term for a group of chonky cats.

I missed feeding time for my chonks by 1 minute and the whole fattening almost murdered me for it!

by palauanguy86 April 8, 2022

fattening

The quality in food that will potentially make someone fatter. A high content of fats, calories, etc.

That butter cake is extremely fattening.

by Old Scratch October 29, 2006

Fattenfreude

Variation of schadenfreude. Pleasure derived from discovering a friend, acquaintance, relative, classmate, celebrity, etc. has put on a considerable amount of weight. This is especially satisfying when the person in question is a former skinny bitch.

I couldn't help but feel fattenfreude over the recent tabloid pics of a bloated K-fed clutching pommes frites in both fists.

by Bickaboo July 19, 2009

Fatengitis

A disease where you have to eat everything 24/7

Sorry I ate everything, mom, you see, I have fatengitis

by MrsJeonBeyotch November 14, 2019

fatman belch

When a teenaged female burps so loud it resembles the burp of a man who just ate 20 hot dogs.

Ash: buuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp!

Charlene: Oh Ash come on you're a young lady you shouldn't be burping like that.

Quintin: Yeah Ash, that was a fatman belch.

by lil fuzzy July 24, 2009

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009