Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?

Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"

by cuz x3 November 10, 2011

fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.

Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.

by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009

fastibation

Masterbating at great haste.

I only had 5 minutes so I decided to fastibate.

by vectus October 27, 2003

Falterations

Altering your faults onto someone else

You altered your fault onto me ! How could you lie ? I never did such a thing! You’re throwing falterations at me!

by AnonymousTwins December 20, 2017

operation fascination

a plan to make out with someone before the end of the night

So you choose Stew to succeed in operation fascination?

by libby! May 17, 2006

Factination

The copulation of fact and imagination. The details of an event being unintentionally modified or enhanced with each telling of the story. See also: Imagifact.

"His recollection of the events of our camping trip involving the bear is clearly a product of factination."

by TheDe January 4, 2015

Fascinationship

Similar to alterous attraction, this is when you experience a feeling of "attraction" toward someone but this attraction cannot be defined as "sexual", "romantic", or "platonic" in nature, but they occupy your thoughts. In short: you just think they're neat, but in a gay way.

I don't have a crush on her, i have a fascinationship.

by viledest April 6, 2021