fastwards

When you're going so fast (i.e. on a skateboard, rollerblades etc.) you don't know where you're headed, and you can't stop.

"Dude, where're you going?! The store is this way!"

"Man, I don't even know! I think I'm going fastwards! I can't stop!"

fast forwards backwards rollerblades skates

by xAnnabel January 8, 2010

Fartcard

The act of writing a card, then putting it into an air tight envelope followed by a fart.

When the recipient opens the letter they get smacked in the face by your stored gas.

John didnt know pink eye could travel via fartcard.. Now he knows.

by The List. February 15, 2010

factward

Using alternative facts (lies) to achieve a desired outcome.

Trump's campaign was entirely factwards.

by nosuchreality January 23, 2017

fartwad

fartwad (interjection): An exclamation expressing irritation, anger or disgust.

Example:
"Tom yakked all over my bathroom and now I have to clean that shit up. Fartwad!"

by johnnybna May 22, 2019

Farward

A spatial or directional superlative meaning "further than forward." While forward indicates the next immediate point or a general direction, farward identifies a point that is several stages ahead or at the absolute furthest limit.

Used as an Adjective or Adverb.

"If you go forward, you'll hit the first light; if you go farward, you'll hit the highway entrance three miles down."

"The anchor is forward, but the jackstaff is farward at the very tip of the bow."

"I've moved my schedule forward by an hour, but I moved my vacation farward to next year."

"The anchor is forward, but the jackstaff is farward at the very tip of the bow."

"I've moved my schedule forward by an hour, but I moved my vacation farward to next year."

by anonymous April 2, 2026

lord fartwad

a women with a large face and has a 30+ body count. she is also usually a b*tch

“do you guys hear that train?”—-“oh that’s just lord fartwad”

by lordfartwad.08 January 9, 2025