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fartface

A face which people make, often unaware, which gives the appearance that they are smelling a noxious odor. Often times, if a person is a fartface, this is the way a person's face looks even when they are not making a face. Also, if a person is a fartface, they also have an attitude or dillusions of being better than everyone around them, which is what causes their face to constantly contort this way.
Person 1: That bitchy looking girl looks like she smells something terrible!
Person 2: No, she's just a fartface.
by kpage727 February 2, 2010
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fatface

when someone has a thin body, but they still have a really fat face, making them look bigger than they actually are
Rachael Ray has crazy fatface.
by scr730 March 10, 2011
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flatfaced

In a way - stupid person. BUT in other way - a genius with brillant ideas for overwhelming the world by conspirative music with secret messages. Also a good supporter of the REMURDER crew.
That flatfaced guy is such a moron. I hate him. Actually I pretend not talking to him.
by remurderer July 30, 2008
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farkface

A snobbish person that's a thorn in your flesh and looks constipated at least 90% of the time. Usually describing the bitch or unfavourable boss's favourite female employee in the office.
That farkface just can't shut her trap, now the boss thinks i was the one who started it.

Leave that company please. Farkface will never give you a chance.
by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005
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Fartface

An individual who has the constant stench of flatulent surrounding their face.
-'Have you ever met that Dan Williamson?'
-'Yes and his face smelt of farts...'
-'It's not his fault, he is a fartface, a dissorder he was born with'
-'Unforgivable'
by Enjoysthewin November 26, 2011
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fartfactory

A person who has chronic gas can be called a fartfactory
You fart a lot in your sleep, your such a fartfactory!
by ATLSteve June 2, 2011
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fartfacedog

___________; something you use to say when you are at a loss for words
something you use when you try to censor yourself.
goshhh stop being such a fartfacedog!
by fartfaceddog January 26, 2007
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