Farang-trailer

When you see an old, white baldy pushing a shopping cart behind his young Thai wife who's shopping in the nearest asian supermarket because she won't eat American food.

Look at that sad, old farang-trailer with his little trophy wife.

by chromedome2012 January 23, 2011

Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

Farting in church

Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.

Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.

by JaaagMan February 26, 2012

Farting Rainbows

Meaning to be happy or excited in a sarcastic way.

Example 1 - I am so happy, I am farting rainbows

Example 2 - gee... your not having fun, because I am farting rainbows over here.

by kjj5hf October 27, 2009

farting gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.

by honkhonkin May 23, 2009

speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.

The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

Hyperbolic Farting Disorder

A severe and progressive gastrointestinal disease process that starts, usually in young adulthood, that is socially and professionally disabling due to uncontrollable exaggerated farting.

It was so sad to witness the profound humiliation suffered by such an otherwise talented public speaker, due to the cruelty of Hyperbolic Farting Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019