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fartang

When a retard farts while twerking
Retard- Shakes ass and rips ass
Person 1- STOP FARTANG
Person 2- Man, he's really Fartang over there
by King_Bophates April 1, 2022
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B-52 Strike farting

Flatulence that sounds like a heavy bomber strike.
After the Burrito dinner B-52 Strike farting was heard in the car!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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farting solids

The act of taking an airy shit. Sounds like a continuous fart with intermittent plops. One of the most relieving shits, as usually the turds were blocking all the air from exiting the ass.
"Did you just take a shit in there?" "Sort of, but it was more like farting solids."
by Tarbaby III March 9, 2007
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Center Of Farting Excellence

A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.
Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.
by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016
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farting with confidence

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).
"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."
by captainlarry February 8, 2010
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Sin Sod Paying Farang

A male of a non Thai background (farang) who pays (sin sod) to a Thai pootanas parents for they're daughters hand in marriage. These men are generally referred to as big malakas and many end up not only with a massive head ache for the duration of the marriage but also paying through the nose keeping the Thai pootana and her parents comfortable, if at some stage the parents require a new house or car, the Thai pootana may be told, not asked, to dump her current farang and find a new sin sod paying farang who will fund this.
Michael: That Thai pootanas parents are asking for an exorbitant amount of money so I can marry they're daughter. Paul: You want to be a sin sod paying farang? !!! Your a big malaka, with the big money they're asking you can plug a hell of a lot of different paid pootanas for many years with less headache. You marry that pootana and I don't want to know you.
by Sixamenos January 31, 2020
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