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Fasthole

Any driver in the fast lane, doing the same speed as cars in the slow lane, and refusing to move into the slow lane even when a gap is present. Prohibits faster traffic from being able to use the fast lane to pass other drivers.
Sorry we're late, we got caught behind a fasthole on the interstate.
by jokerX1584 February 11, 2015
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facthole

facthole (fakt hole) NOUN. A place where information goes, never to return.
I told you a dozen times before and you forgot like you always do, you senile facthole!
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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farthologist valve

a person who works in the study of farthology
this word can be used to mean any word in the world aslong as you use it right !
1)you naughty boy !!!! farthologise immediately !! ... im tholly
2)dan: jake what lesson do we have next ?.... jake : we got french then double farthologial studies !....dan: i think we have a cover cos mr fartholijson is ill today
3) dan : what seems to be the problem doctor ?..... doctor : im afraid there is a problem with your farthologist valve
by nigel simpson March 15, 2007
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Fartcolepsy

1. Feigning sleep as an excuse when you accidentally fart

2. When you fall asleep and fart in front of your partner but it doesn’t count because you’re sleeping. Also, you can use this as an excuse and pretend that you’re sleeping when you fart in front of your partner. Only applicable to new relationships in the “early” stages.
Last night, I was laying down and farted in front of my new boyfriend so I immediately started to snore and he thought I fell asleep and had fartcolepsy! Sikeeee! Lol
by Asha89 January 14, 2023
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Fasthole

Someone who thinks they're better than another runner simply because they are faster.
Steve is a fasthole, he's such a jerk to anyone who can't run a sub-3 marathon.
by RunOregon July 20, 2009
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Farfhole

You anus is a bad farfhole
by GanstarBoy542 August 22, 2003
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farmhole

Noun. 2 meanings: 1) An asshole who is obsessed with playing Farmville and lets it interfere with his entire life.

Noun. 2) Similar to a k-hole, which one experiences after ingesting too much cat tranquilizer, someone who has been locked in their basement for 3 days straight, playing Farmville, will go into a farm-hole
1. This farmhole hasn't showered or left his apartment for three weeks because of that ahole game.

2. Can you believe that Bob totally went into a farm-hole last night? He wouldn't stop planting corn for 2 days.
by Drazilyob February 4, 2010
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